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If you want to know someone, look at the way they use shopping carts

maxresdefaultIf you want to know someone, look at the way they use shopping carts. Actually, shopping carts speak a great deal about people.

You do it, too. We gaze into buggies (Southern version of a shopping cart) and wonder what these people are cooking or ponder how long before they die.

And then there is the weird stuff that happens at checkout. I have had a clerk pick up something from my shopping cart, scan it and ask, “This is so cute. Where did you get it?’ I want to say, “From the store down the street.”

 

 

How do you respond to the loud wheel cart? This is the lame cart that when you push it, everyone stares at you…plop, plop.  Don’t you hate that!  It’s like they are all thinking the same thing-STUPID. We all try to pretend it does not bother us. Right. I have been guilty of the covert operation of finding an unattended buggy and doing the switch.  But I let the store know they have a loud buggy with a broken or bubble gum coated wheel.

Posted in Southern Humor by Jane Jenkins Herlong.
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